"Everything government touches turns to crap"
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Ringo Starr’s line lands like a drummer’s rimshot: blunt, rhythmic, impossible to overcomplicate. Coming from a Beatle, it’s not the ideological manifesto of a policy wonk; it’s a weary, working-person verdict delivered by someone who’s spent a lifetime watching institutions promise harmony and deliver noise. The profanity-adjacent crudeness (“crap”) does the heavy lifting: it rejects the polite language governments often use to launder failure into “challenges” and “unintended consequences.”
The intent is less “abolish the state” than “stop pretending bureaucracy is benevolent by default.” Starr frames government as a contaminant, not a fixer. That’s a powerful cultural move because it flips a common civic story: public action isn’t the antidote to market chaos; it’s the thing that spoils what it handles. The subtext is distrust of competence, not just of motives. It’s the belief that even well-meaning programs get mangled by committees, incentives, and distance from real life. The word “touches” matters: it implies casual contact is enough to ruin something, as if dysfunction is contagious.
Contextually, the quote slots neatly into late-20th and early-21st century Anglo-American cynicism, where celebrity offhandness can feel more “honest” than press-conferenced nuance. Starr’s cultural authority isn’t policy expertise; it’s affect. He’s voicing a barroom common sense that survives because it’s emotionally legible: people remember the forms, the delays, the scandals, the sense of being processed. The line’s durability comes from its simplicity. It doesn’t ask you to think through exceptions; it dares you to supply them.
The intent is less “abolish the state” than “stop pretending bureaucracy is benevolent by default.” Starr frames government as a contaminant, not a fixer. That’s a powerful cultural move because it flips a common civic story: public action isn’t the antidote to market chaos; it’s the thing that spoils what it handles. The subtext is distrust of competence, not just of motives. It’s the belief that even well-meaning programs get mangled by committees, incentives, and distance from real life. The word “touches” matters: it implies casual contact is enough to ruin something, as if dysfunction is contagious.
Contextually, the quote slots neatly into late-20th and early-21st century Anglo-American cynicism, where celebrity offhandness can feel more “honest” than press-conferenced nuance. Starr’s cultural authority isn’t policy expertise; it’s affect. He’s voicing a barroom common sense that survives because it’s emotionally legible: people remember the forms, the delays, the scandals, the sense of being processed. The line’s durability comes from its simplicity. It doesn’t ask you to think through exceptions; it dares you to supply them.
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