"Everything government touches turns to crap"
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The intent is less “abolish the state” than “stop pretending bureaucracy is benevolent by default.” Starr frames government as a contaminant, not a fixer. That’s a powerful cultural move because it flips a common civic story: public action isn’t the antidote to market chaos; it’s the thing that spoils what it handles. The subtext is distrust of competence, not just of motives. It’s the belief that even well-meaning programs get mangled by committees, incentives, and distance from real life. The word “touches” matters: it implies casual contact is enough to ruin something, as if dysfunction is contagious.
Contextually, the quote slots neatly into late-20th and early-21st century Anglo-American cynicism, where celebrity offhandness can feel more “honest” than press-conferenced nuance. Starr’s cultural authority isn’t policy expertise; it’s affect. He’s voicing a barroom common sense that survives because it’s emotionally legible: people remember the forms, the delays, the scandals, the sense of being processed. The line’s durability comes from its simplicity. It doesn’t ask you to think through exceptions; it dares you to supply them.
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Starr, Ringo. (2026, January 15). Everything government touches turns to crap. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everything-government-touches-turns-to-crap-62788/
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Starr, Ringo. "Everything government touches turns to crap." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everything-government-touches-turns-to-crap-62788/.
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"Everything government touches turns to crap." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everything-government-touches-turns-to-crap-62788/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









