"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend"
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The final pivot, “Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend,” plays like a mock confession but it’s also a sly jab at how women’s choices are constantly narrated through desirability. Liu frames her singledom not as tragedy or empowerment slogan, but as the kind of mundane consequence people project onto women: if your life doesn’t read as optimally partner-friendly, you must be doing something “wrong.” By blaming the smell, she makes that pressure look as petty as it is.
Contextually, it fits Liu’s public persona: sharp, controlled, never begging for approval. It’s celebrity candor with teeth, using humor to reclaim the conversation about femininity, consumption, and couplehood. The subtext: I like what I like, even if it’s imperfect, and I’m not going to pretend my life is scented for someone else.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Liu, Lucy. (2026, January 16). Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everything-i-buy-is-vintage-and-smells-funny-125816/
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Liu, Lucy. "Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everything-i-buy-is-vintage-and-smells-funny-125816/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everything-i-buy-is-vintage-and-smells-funny-125816/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.







