"Everything's plastic, we're all gonna die"
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Then comes the blunt metronome of “we’re all gonna die,” a phrase so casual it’s almost stand-up. That’s the trick. Wurtzel doesn’t dress mortality in velvet language; she drags it into the fluorescent aisle with everything else. The tone is adolescent on purpose - not because it’s immature, but because adolescence is where dread and cynicism first feel like private discoveries. It’s an anti-aphorism, refusing uplift, refusing the comforting lie that meaning will arrive if you just think correctly.
Context matters: Wurtzel’s writing persona was built on the intimate sprawl of confession, the messy overlap of cultural critique and personal pain. Coming of age alongside Prozac-era selfhood and media-saturated identity, she understood how therapy-speak and branding could become sibling dialects. The subtext is not “nothing matters,” but “stop pretending you’re immune to the scam.” If the world is plastic, then despair is rational - and honesty is the only remaining luxury.
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| Topic | Mortality |
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Wurtzel, Elizabeth. (2026, January 17). Everything's plastic, we're all gonna die. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everythings-plastic-were-all-gonna-die-73057/
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Wurtzel, Elizabeth. "Everything's plastic, we're all gonna die." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everythings-plastic-were-all-gonna-die-73057/.
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"Everything's plastic, we're all gonna die." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/everythings-plastic-were-all-gonna-die-73057/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



