"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does"
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Only a playwright with Shaw's impish contempt for human self-importance would dare suggest that our finest period of competence is prenatal. The line works because it flips the usual hierarchy: we praise human agency, planning, productivity, while treating a tree as passive background. Shaw’s joke is that “managing affairs” might be precisely what ruins us. A tree, after all, does not hustle, rationalize, or narrate its choices into grand moral dramas. It simply grows, adapts, and endures within the limits of its nature. In Shaw’s hands, that becomes a savage rebuke of modern self-management: the spreadsheets, the anxious self-improvement, the idea that a well-run life is one you can control.
The nine-month exception is the blade. It’s a backhanded compliment that doubles as a diagnosis: the closer we are to pure biological process, the more “successful” we are; the moment we start breathing independently, we start mismanaging. Shaw is needling a culture that mistakes motion for purpose and opinion for wisdom. He’s also winking at the era’s faith in rational administration - the Victorian and early 20th-century belief that society, like a business, can be efficiently run if only the right people are in charge. Shaw, the dramatist of institutions and hypocrisies, implies the opposite: consciousness brings vanity, conflict, and self-sabotage.
Under the gag sits an ecological humility that feels newly sharp today. Trees “manage” by participating in systems, not dominating them. Shaw’s punchline lands because it asks whether our celebrated mastery is just a louder form of incompetence.
The nine-month exception is the blade. It’s a backhanded compliment that doubles as a diagnosis: the closer we are to pure biological process, the more “successful” we are; the moment we start breathing independently, we start mismanaging. Shaw is needling a culture that mistakes motion for purpose and opinion for wisdom. He’s also winking at the era’s faith in rational administration - the Victorian and early 20th-century belief that society, like a business, can be efficiently run if only the right people are in charge. Shaw, the dramatist of institutions and hypocrisies, implies the opposite: consciousness brings vanity, conflict, and self-sabotage.
Under the gag sits an ecological humility that feels newly sharp today. Trees “manage” by participating in systems, not dominating them. Shaw’s punchline lands because it asks whether our celebrated mastery is just a louder form of incompetence.
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