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"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better"

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Gallows humor is a politician’s most efficient form of damage control, and Dick Cheney’s line turns bodily catastrophe into a punchline you can clap for. “Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better” works because it compresses two narratives - vulnerability and invulnerability - into one neat, camera-ready paradox. The opening clause nods at the obvious, preempting the question everyone is already thinking: How can a man with that medical file project steadiness? Then the second clause bulldozes past it, insisting on competence, vigor, forward motion.

The intent is plain: normalize the crisis. “Occasional” treats heart attacks like minor scheduling conflicts, not mortal warnings. That minimization isn’t accidental; it’s a rhetorical strategy that lowers the temperature of public concern and recasts the speaker as unflappable. If your heart can misfire and you can still deliver the line with a straight face, you’re signaling that the job isn’t too big for you.

The subtext is more pointed, especially coming from Cheney: power is a performance of endurance. His reputation as the unsentimental architect of hard decisions depends on the idea that nothing rattles him - not scrutiny, not war’s moral fog, not even his own body. The joke invites a particular kind of admiration: the tough-guy stoicism that reads fragility as weakness and treats survival as proof of authority.

Context does the rest. In a media ecosystem hungry for “humanizing” moments, the line offers a safe intimacy - mortality, but packaged as bravado - letting Cheney appear relatable without conceding an inch of control.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cheney, Dick. (2026, January 15). Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/except-for-the-occasional-heart-attack-i-never-9612/

Chicago Style
Cheney, Dick. "Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/except-for-the-occasional-heart-attack-i-never-9612/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/except-for-the-occasional-heart-attack-i-never-9612/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.

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Dick Cheney (January 30, 1941 - November 3, 2025) was a Vice President from USA.

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