"Fettuccine Alfredo is dangerous for your health"
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A wine critic warning you off fettuccine Alfredo is less a dietary PSA than a worldview in miniature: pleasure is real, but it comes with consequences, and the consequences are often boringly physical. Robert M. Parker, Jr. built a career on calibrating indulgence - giving readers permission to want things, then rationing that want into scores, pairings, and rules-of-thumb. Dropping a blunt line like "Fettuccine Alfredo is dangerous for your health" plays as the critic's version of stage direction: enjoy the richness, but dont pretend it is innocent.
The phrasing matters. Not "unhealthy", not "heavy", but "dangerous". Its comedic overstatement, sure, but also a tell. In a culture that markets luxury as self-care, Parker drags the body back into the room. Cream, butter, pasta: the holy trinity of comfort food that also epitomizes excess. The subtext is aimed at the whole ecosystem of taste-making where decadence gets aestheticized - where calories disappear behind romance, terroir, and the soft-focus language of "treat yourself."
Contextually, it reads like the kind of offhand, quotable aside that circulates because it punctures the mystique. Critics are supposed to be apostles of refinement; Parker reminds you refinement often means managing appetite, not escaping it. Its also a wink at the paradox of expertise: the more you train your palate to chase intensity, the more you need guardrails. He isnt moralizing so much as conceding that the good stuff, taken seriously, can bite back.
The phrasing matters. Not "unhealthy", not "heavy", but "dangerous". Its comedic overstatement, sure, but also a tell. In a culture that markets luxury as self-care, Parker drags the body back into the room. Cream, butter, pasta: the holy trinity of comfort food that also epitomizes excess. The subtext is aimed at the whole ecosystem of taste-making where decadence gets aestheticized - where calories disappear behind romance, terroir, and the soft-focus language of "treat yourself."
Contextually, it reads like the kind of offhand, quotable aside that circulates because it punctures the mystique. Critics are supposed to be apostles of refinement; Parker reminds you refinement often means managing appetite, not escaping it. Its also a wink at the paradox of expertise: the more you train your palate to chase intensity, the more you need guardrails. He isnt moralizing so much as conceding that the good stuff, taken seriously, can bite back.
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