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Life & Wisdom Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

"Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks"

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A trowel and a pile of bricks sounds wholesome until Wodehouse turns it into a threat assessment. The line lands because it treats manual competence as a moral hazard: give certain people tools and materials and they will, with alarming confidence, build you something structurally unsound, socially disastrous, or both. It’s not just a jab at incompetence; it’s a portrait of a particular English species Wodehouse loved to deflate - the well-meaning blunderer whose enthusiasm outpaces his skill, and whose class insulation lets him treat real work like a hobby with no consequences.

Wodehouse’s genius is the mock-serious phrasing: “Few of them were to be trusted” borrows the tone of a police report or a bank’s risk department, then applies it to the genteel chaos of domestic projects. The comedy is in the mismatch. Bricks are heavy, practical, stubbornly real; his characters often are not. They live in a world where problems are meant to be tidied away by a valet, a well-placed aunt, or a lucky misunderstanding. Introduce construction and you introduce irreversibility - the kind of reality that doesn’t politely reset by the next chapter.

The subtext is sharper than the surface whimsy: social types who can talk, scheme, and posture may be least reliable when faced with actual making. Wodehouse isn’t romanticizing labor as virtue so much as puncturing the amateur’s entitlement - the belief that effort automatically equals ability. That’s why the line still reads modern: it’s an evergreen warning about confident people with tools and no plan.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wodehouse, P. G. (2026, January 16). Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/few-of-them-were-to-be-trusted-within-reach-of-a-101123/

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Wodehouse, P. G. "Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/few-of-them-were-to-be-trusted-within-reach-of-a-101123/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/few-of-them-were-to-be-trusted-within-reach-of-a-101123/. Accessed 22 Mar. 2026.

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P. G. Wodehouse

P. G. Wodehouse (October 15, 1881 - February 14, 1975) was a Writer from England.

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