"France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door"
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As a mass-market romance novelist, Cartland understood how national stereotypes function as shorthand. “France” isn’t geography; it’s a permission slip. The line flatters British (and broadly Anglo) readers by naming the constraint they already feel - that sex is something squeezed into night, guilt, or secrecy - while offering an escapist alternative where pleasure is normalized rather than policed. It’s tourism copy written in lingerie: the promise that crossing a border can dissolve social consequences.
The subtext is also classed. Who gets a door to be hammered on? Who has afternoons available? Cartland’s France is a curated playground for those with time, walls, and the confidence to ignore the knock. The sentence works because it turns a simple comic image into a critique of repression: the loudest thing in the room isn’t desire, it’s the sound of someone trying to stop it.
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Cartland, Barbara. (2026, January 17). France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/france-is-the-only-place-where-you-can-make-love-36921/
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"France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/france-is-the-only-place-where-you-can-make-love-36921/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.






