"Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want"
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The specific intent is not merely to brag about persuasion. It’s to expose how malleable “any decision” becomes once you understand the hidden script: status games, risk-aversion, reputational cover, and the quiet terror of being the lone dissenter. The speaker isn’t promising truth; he’s promising outcomes. That distinction is the poison needle. You can win without being right if you can manage tone, timing, and coalition.
Stoppard’s subtext is classic: intelligence as a weapon that can either illuminate or manipulate. His plays repeatedly show systems - political, philosophical, corporate - as arenas where language doesn’t just describe reality, it manufactures it. The boardroom becomes a microcosm of modern authority: ostensibly meritocratic, practically performative.
Contextually, the line lands in a late-20th/early-21st century mood of suspicion about institutions that claim neutrality while functioning like clubs. It’s also a wink at theatre itself: if you can direct actors, you can direct executives. The uncomfortable joke is that many leaders are already performing; the only real power is knowing you’re in a play.
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Stoppard, Tom. (2026, January 17). Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/get-me-inside-any-boardroom-and-ill-get-any-27678/
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Stoppard, Tom. "Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/get-me-inside-any-boardroom-and-ill-get-any-27678/.
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"Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/get-me-inside-any-boardroom-and-ill-get-any-27678/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.







