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Daily Inspiration Quote by Tom Stoppard

"Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want"

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Power doesn’t live in the vote; it lives in the room. Stoppard’s line is a tidy piece of theatrical menace, delivered with the swagger of someone who knows that “decision-making” is often just stagecraft with better tailoring. The boardroom is supposed to be the rational temple of spreadsheets and fiduciary duty. Stoppard punctures that self-image by treating it like any other set: controlled lighting (information), blocking (who speaks when), props (reports, forecasts), and an audience primed to applaud “seriousness.”

The specific intent is not merely to brag about persuasion. It’s to expose how malleable “any decision” becomes once you understand the hidden script: status games, risk-aversion, reputational cover, and the quiet terror of being the lone dissenter. The speaker isn’t promising truth; he’s promising outcomes. That distinction is the poison needle. You can win without being right if you can manage tone, timing, and coalition.

Stoppard’s subtext is classic: intelligence as a weapon that can either illuminate or manipulate. His plays repeatedly show systems - political, philosophical, corporate - as arenas where language doesn’t just describe reality, it manufactures it. The boardroom becomes a microcosm of modern authority: ostensibly meritocratic, practically performative.

Contextually, the line lands in a late-20th/early-21st century mood of suspicion about institutions that claim neutrality while functioning like clubs. It’s also a wink at theatre itself: if you can direct actors, you can direct executives. The uncomfortable joke is that many leaders are already performing; the only real power is knowing you’re in a play.

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Stoppard, Tom. (2026, January 17). Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/get-me-inside-any-boardroom-and-ill-get-any-27678/

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Stoppard, Tom. "Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/get-me-inside-any-boardroom-and-ill-get-any-27678/.

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"Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/get-me-inside-any-boardroom-and-ill-get-any-27678/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Tom Stoppard

Tom Stoppard (July 3, 1937 - November 29, 2025) was a Dramatist from England.

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