"Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy"
About this Quote
The joke pivots on the second sentence: “whatever is better than gravy.” He refuses to name the “better” thing, which is the point. The phrase performs humility while quietly acknowledging hunger. It’s self-deprecation with a wink: I’m not supposed to want power or glory too badly, but come on, I’m human. By keeping the comparison vague, he dodges the earnestness trap that makes celebrity political talk feel sanctimonious. He’s not sermonizing; he’s flirting with ambition and pretending it’s just a side dish.
Culturally, it fits Thornton’s persona: the laconic raconteur who sounds like he wandered in from a bar stool and accidentally got famous. In an era when awards and campaigns can turn into TED Talks about destiny and craft, he undercuts the whole pageant with a homespun shrug. The subtext is a sly critique of prestige culture: these rituals matter, but mostly because we’ve agreed they do. Still, he admits the intoxicating truth underneath: even “gravy” tastes better when everyone’s watching you eat it.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Uncle John's Weird, Wonderful World Bathroom Reader (Bathroom Readers' Institute, 2023) modern compilationISBN: 9781667205670 · ID: 0FSsEAAAQBAJ
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... Bob Hoskins " Getting the nomination is like gravy . Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy . " -Billy Bob Thornton " Kurt Vonnegut said , ' The best of Bob and Ray is virtually indistinguishable from the worst . ' I'm sure ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Thornton, Billy Bob. (2026, March 29). Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/getting-the-nomination-is-like-gravy-winning-48845/
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Thornton, Billy Bob. "Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy." FixQuotes. March 29, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/getting-the-nomination-is-like-gravy-winning-48845/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy." FixQuotes, 29 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/getting-the-nomination-is-like-gravy-winning-48845/. Accessed 2 Apr. 2026.




