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"Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers?"

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“Give a lift to a tomato” opens in pure mid-century street argot, where a young woman becomes produce: fresh, decorative, interchangeable. Goldsmith isn’t chasing realism so much as staging a worldview. The speaker’s “don’t ya?” is a trapdoor into entitlement: the act of giving a ride is framed as a down payment on access, and “nice” is left intentionally slippery, hovering between politeness and sexual compliance. The line’s engine is its casualness. It’s not a villain twirling a mustache; it’s a guy treating coercion like common sense.

The second sentence sharpens the knife. “After all” pretends there’s a logic chain here, as if chivalry is a contract with terms and conditions. Then comes the punch: “what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers?” The rhetorical question isn’t seeking an answer; it’s policing categories. Women who hitchhike, in this scheme, forfeit innocence by stepping outside the approved roles (the “Sunday school teacher” as cartoon purity). The speaker builds a moral hierarchy that justifies his expectations: if she’s “that kind,” she must be available; if she resists, she’s violating the script.

Goldsmith’s specific intent feels diagnostic. He’s capturing a cultural moment when slang masked aggression and gendered economics were negotiated in half-jokes. The humor lands because it’s ugly and familiar: a voice that treats misogyny as banter, turning predation into a wisecrack. The subtext is transactional masculinity, delivered with enough wit to make the audience laugh before they notice what they’re being asked to normalize.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Goldsmith, Martin. (2026, January 16). Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/give-a-lift-to-a-tomato-you-expect-her-to-be-nice-114519/

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Goldsmith, Martin. "Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers?" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/give-a-lift-to-a-tomato-you-expect-her-to-be-nice-114519/.

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"Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers?" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/give-a-lift-to-a-tomato-you-expect-her-to-be-nice-114519/. Accessed 28 Feb. 2026.

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