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"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world"

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A line like this isn’t just chauvinism in a toastmaster’s costume; it’s imperial ideology shrunk into a punchline. Wilhelm II frames world conquest as less a matter of industry, diplomacy, or blood than of domestic morale. The “woman who loves beer” is a prop: a stand-in for a compliant national household that endorses the masculine project of expansion, not merely tolerating it but toasting it. Beer, in that sense, isn’t about taste. It’s about Germanness, sturdiness, and the cozy myth of a people unified enough to bankroll ambition.

The intent reads as performative confidence. Wilhelm’s reign was obsessed with symbols of strength - navy parades, uniforms, swaggering speeches - partly because Germany’s newness as a unified empire demanded constant assertion. The subtext is anxious: if you need the imagined approval of an everyday woman to “conquer the world,” you’re admitting conquest depends on soft power at home. War starts in kitchens and taverns long before it reaches borders.

Context sharpens the edge. In late-19th and early-20th century Europe, nationalism leaned hard on gender roles: men as actors of history, women as guardians of culture and reproduction. Wilhelm turns that arrangement into a jokey equation: get the right kind of woman (patriotic, uncomplaining, culturally “German”), and empire becomes inevitable. The line works rhetorically because it disguises coercion as charm, letting domination sound like a lifestyle choice - and that’s exactly how empires prefer to sell themselves.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: Froth! (Mark Denny, 2009) modern compilation
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
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... Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world . —Kaiser Wilhelm II ( 1859–1941 ) And the bartender says to Rene Descartes , " Another beer ? " And Descartes says , “ I think not , ” and disappears . -Alfred Bester ( 1913 ...
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APA Style (7th ed.)
II, Wilhelm. (2026, February 7). Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/give-me-a-woman-who-loves-beer-and-i-will-conquer-19939/

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II, Wilhelm. "Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." FixQuotes. February 7, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/give-me-a-woman-who-loves-beer-and-i-will-conquer-19939/.

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"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." FixQuotes, 7 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/give-me-a-woman-who-loves-beer-and-i-will-conquer-19939/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Wilhelm II

Wilhelm II (January 27, 1859 - June 4, 1941) was a Statesman from Germany.

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