"God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with"
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Lauper’s line lands because it turns moral surveillance into a matter of absurd priorities. By invoking God and then immediately shrinking the conversation to bedroom logistics, she punctures the grandiosity of anti-queer judgment: if the divine is truly omniscient and cosmic, why would it be policing consensual intimacy? The joke isn’t just “religion is silly.” It’s that the people most eager to deputize God’s authority often reveal a strikingly small, nosy imagination.
The subtext is pure Lauper: defiant but playful, glam without apology. She doesn’t beg for tolerance; she reframes the argument so the gatekeepers look petty. The phrase “more important things” carries a quiet moral boast. It implies a world of actual crises - suffering, injustice, loneliness - that demand attention, and it suggests that obsessing over sexuality isn’t righteousness, it’s distraction. In one sentence, she reassigns shame from the person being judged to the person doing the judging.
Context matters because Lauper isn’t speaking as a theologian; she’s speaking as a pop-cultural ally whose career has been intertwined with queer audiences and activism (from her longstanding support of LGBTQ+ rights to founding efforts to help homeless LGBTQ youth). The quote functions like a hooky chorus: blunt, memorable, and portable. It’s a pocket-sized rebuttal that lets ordinary people push back against sanctimony without needing a debate team or a Bible verse.
The subtext is pure Lauper: defiant but playful, glam without apology. She doesn’t beg for tolerance; she reframes the argument so the gatekeepers look petty. The phrase “more important things” carries a quiet moral boast. It implies a world of actual crises - suffering, injustice, loneliness - that demand attention, and it suggests that obsessing over sexuality isn’t righteousness, it’s distraction. In one sentence, she reassigns shame from the person being judged to the person doing the judging.
Context matters because Lauper isn’t speaking as a theologian; she’s speaking as a pop-cultural ally whose career has been intertwined with queer audiences and activism (from her longstanding support of LGBTQ+ rights to founding efforts to help homeless LGBTQ youth). The quote functions like a hooky chorus: blunt, memorable, and portable. It’s a pocket-sized rebuttal that lets ordinary people push back against sanctimony without needing a debate team or a Bible verse.
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| Topic | God |
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