"God often gives nuts to toothless people"
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The invocation of “God” is doing double duty. It mimics old-world proverbs that pretend suffering has a neat moral arc, then undercuts them by offering a theology of bureaucratic incompetence or cosmic trolling. God isn’t granting blessings; He’s distributing prizes to the wrong winners, like a rigged game show with a broken index card.
In Groening’s cultural lane, this fits the Simpsons-era worldview: adult life as a sequence of compromises, where the promised payoff arrives late and dented. The toothless person isn’t merely unlucky; they’re also a stand-in for aging, burnout, and the erosion of appetite. You can read it as a warning against postponing joy, but it’s sharper as a diagnosis of modern striving: we chase “nuts” that prove inedible the moment we catch them. The humor works because it’s clean, visual, and instantly legible - then it lingers as a quiet accusation about how often “having it all” shows up after you’ve lost the ability to want it.
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"God often gives nuts to toothless people." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/god-often-gives-nuts-to-toothless-people-155572/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








