"Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five"

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course"

"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law"

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake"

"If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out"

"There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and because I thought golf would be too slow for me, and I was too scared to swim"

"I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf"

"I've played golf with three U.S presidents"

"One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President"

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf"

"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness"