"Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result"
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The intent is partly comic, partly corrective. Armour isn’t mocking the game so much as stripping away its genteel self-image. Golf sells “grace” - the effortless-looking finish, the high draw, the quiet applause - but the path to that grace is labor, tension, and practiced discomfort. The subtext is a quiet defense of craft: what looks smooth on Sunday television is built from thousands of ungainly repetitions on the range, where bodies do things they weren’t designed to do.
Context matters. Armour played in an era when the modern swing was being codified and professional instruction was becoming a serious industry. As a champion and later a revered teacher, he’s also marketing a worldview: don’t trust appearances, trust technique. The line reassures amateurs that feeling awkward isn’t failure; it’s the price of entry. Golf, Armour suggests, is a game where dignity is the product, not the process - and that’s exactly why it seduces people into coming back.
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Armour, Tommy. (2026, January 16). Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/golf-is-an-awkward-set-of-bodily-contortions-106038/
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Armour, Tommy. "Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/golf-is-an-awkward-set-of-bodily-contortions-106038/.
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"Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/golf-is-an-awkward-set-of-bodily-contortions-106038/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.




