"Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck"
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Grandma isn’t just breaking rules; she’s rewriting the mythology of fair play with a punchline. Allan Sherman’s line lands because it borrows the language of modern rationality - “scientific,” “surer” - to justify something we’re trained to condemn. Cheating, usually framed as moral failure, gets recast as an upgrade: why rely on “luck” when you can optimize the outcome? The joke is the collision between grandma as a symbol of cozy virtue and grandma as a ruthless little engineer of victory.
Sherman’s intent is mischievous but pointed. He’s not praising dishonesty so much as exposing how easily we dress up self-interest in respectable terms. Calling cheating “scientific” parodies the mid-century faith in systems, expertise, and measurable results - the era’s belief that the smart way is the right way. It’s the logic of the hustle before we had a word for it: if the goal is winning, then ethics become a decorative accessory, not the machinery.
The subtext is family-scale satire with adult bite: we learn our moral rules from the people who are supposed to embody them, and sometimes those people teach a more cynical curriculum. Sherman, a musician-comedian who specialized in turning everyday American life into singable farce, aims at the hypocrisy baked into polite culture. The line also needles a broader American tendency to admire outcomes more than processes. “Winning” becomes the only proof that matters, and “luck” becomes a sucker’s excuse.
Sherman’s intent is mischievous but pointed. He’s not praising dishonesty so much as exposing how easily we dress up self-interest in respectable terms. Calling cheating “scientific” parodies the mid-century faith in systems, expertise, and measurable results - the era’s belief that the smart way is the right way. It’s the logic of the hustle before we had a word for it: if the goal is winning, then ethics become a decorative accessory, not the machinery.
The subtext is family-scale satire with adult bite: we learn our moral rules from the people who are supposed to embody them, and sometimes those people teach a more cynical curriculum. Sherman, a musician-comedian who specialized in turning everyday American life into singable farce, aims at the hypocrisy baked into polite culture. The line also needles a broader American tendency to admire outcomes more than processes. “Winning” becomes the only proof that matters, and “luck” becomes a sucker’s excuse.
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