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Witty One-Liners Quote by Martin Henry Fischer

"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them"

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The line lands like a scalpel: clean, cold, and just funny enough to sting. Martin Henry Fischer isn’t merely dunking on “modern drugs”; he’s mocking the institutional confidence that surrounds them. The joke hinges on a bait-and-switch. You expect the familiar complaint that medicine is wasteful or overhyped. Instead, the punchline raises the stakes: the drugs aren’t just useless, they’re potentially harmful to innocent bystanders. Even the birds don’t deserve our pharmacological leftovers.

That’s the subtext: the problem isn’t only inefficacy, it’s the arrogance of a system that keeps prescribing and consuming as if action itself is proof of value. Fischer’s line weaponizes a simple image (tossing bottles out a window) to puncture the prestige of “modern” science, suggesting that progress can be cosmetic - new labels, new compounds, same old wishful thinking.

Contextually, it reads like early-20th-century medical skepticism, when therapeutics often lagged behind diagnosis and many treatments were blunt instruments. Before the era of rigorous randomized trials and tight regulation, medicine had plenty of room for fashionable remedies, aggressive marketing, and professional self-assurance masquerading as evidence.

The wit matters because it does what a straight critique can’t: it bypasses technical debate and goes straight for moral embarrassment. If your miracle cure is bird-poison, maybe “doing something” isn’t the same as helping.

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Fischer, Martin Henry. (n.d.). Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/half-of-the-modern-drugs-could-well-be-thrown-out-127485/

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Fischer, Martin Henry. "Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/half-of-the-modern-drugs-could-well-be-thrown-out-127485/.

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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/half-of-the-modern-drugs-could-well-be-thrown-out-127485/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.

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