"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there"
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Harvard is supposed to function as America’s brand-name warranty: if it passed through Cambridge, it must be sound. Woody Allen punctures that myth with a one-two jab of understatement and a proper noun. “Harvard makes mistakes too, you know” is faux-reassuring, the tone you use to comfort someone after a minor mishap. Then comes the pivot: “Kissinger taught there.” The joke works because it smuggles a moral indictment into the form of trivia, turning institutional prestige into a punchline.
The specific intent is reputational sabotage. Allen isn’t really litigating Henry Kissinger’s CV; he’s using Kissinger as shorthand for elite impunity, the idea that architects of catastrophic policy can still be rewarded with authority, lectureships, and a halo of seriousness. Harvard becomes the emblem of credentialed power laundering itself: you can be controversial, even widely condemned, and still be welcomed as “brilliant.”
Subtextually, it’s an anti-credentialist gag aimed at the anxious striver inside Allen’s audience. If the highest-status gatekeeper can be this wrong, then the gatekeeper’s judgments stop feeling like cosmic verdicts. That “you know” is key: it recruits the listener into complicity, as if everyone in the room already senses the scam but needs permission to laugh at it.
Context matters, too. Allen’s public persona trades on New York neuroticism and intellectual cachet while distrusting institutions that claim moral authority. The line is a small, sharp expression of a broader late-20th-century suspicion: the expert class may be smart, but “smart” isn’t the same as “right.”
The specific intent is reputational sabotage. Allen isn’t really litigating Henry Kissinger’s CV; he’s using Kissinger as shorthand for elite impunity, the idea that architects of catastrophic policy can still be rewarded with authority, lectureships, and a halo of seriousness. Harvard becomes the emblem of credentialed power laundering itself: you can be controversial, even widely condemned, and still be welcomed as “brilliant.”
Subtextually, it’s an anti-credentialist gag aimed at the anxious striver inside Allen’s audience. If the highest-status gatekeeper can be this wrong, then the gatekeeper’s judgments stop feeling like cosmic verdicts. That “you know” is key: it recruits the listener into complicity, as if everyone in the room already senses the scam but needs permission to laugh at it.
Context matters, too. Allen’s public persona trades on New York neuroticism and intellectual cachet while distrusting institutions that claim moral authority. The line is a small, sharp expression of a broader late-20th-century suspicion: the expert class may be smart, but “smart” isn’t the same as “right.”
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