"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there"
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The specific intent is reputational sabotage. Allen isn’t really litigating Henry Kissinger’s CV; he’s using Kissinger as shorthand for elite impunity, the idea that architects of catastrophic policy can still be rewarded with authority, lectureships, and a halo of seriousness. Harvard becomes the emblem of credentialed power laundering itself: you can be controversial, even widely condemned, and still be welcomed as “brilliant.”
Subtextually, it’s an anti-credentialist gag aimed at the anxious striver inside Allen’s audience. If the highest-status gatekeeper can be this wrong, then the gatekeeper’s judgments stop feeling like cosmic verdicts. That “you know” is key: it recruits the listener into complicity, as if everyone in the room already senses the scam but needs permission to laugh at it.
Context matters, too. Allen’s public persona trades on New York neuroticism and intellectual cachet while distrusting institutions that claim moral authority. The line is a small, sharp expression of a broader late-20th-century suspicion: the expert class may be smart, but “smart” isn’t the same as “right.”
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Allen, Woody. (2026, January 15). Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/harvard-makes-mistakes-too-you-know-kissinger-15068/
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Allen, Woody. "Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/harvard-makes-mistakes-too-you-know-kissinger-15068/.
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"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/harvard-makes-mistakes-too-you-know-kissinger-15068/. Accessed 26 Feb. 2026.










