"Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion, or something as inane as our flicks"
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The intent is less anti-religious than anti-conversion. Smith’s skepticism is aimed at the fantasy that other people are just “one good pitch” away from becoming us. In the subtext, he’s mocking a particularly American confidence: the belief that if we export enough stories, brands, and blockbusters, the world will come around. By calling film “inane,” he’s also preemptively disarming the preciousness of cinephile culture. It’s a self-own that doubles as a critique: if you can’t even reliably sell someone on a comedy, what makes you think you can rewire their identity?
Contextually, this tracks with Smith’s whole persona: the indie director as profane humanist, suspicious of institutions and allergic to grandiosity. It also fits the post-90s media reality where fandom becomes identity and “content” is treated like a worldview. Smith’s line insists on a harder truth: influence isn’t conversion, and persuasion isn’t a moral victory. Sometimes it’s just taste. Sometimes it’s history. Either way, the missionary posture is the real target.
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Smith, Kevin. (2026, January 15). Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion, or something as inane as our flicks. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/havent-two-hundred-years-of-failed-missionary-150676/
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Smith, Kevin. "Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion, or something as inane as our flicks." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/havent-two-hundred-years-of-failed-missionary-150676/.
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"Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion, or something as inane as our flicks." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/havent-two-hundred-years-of-failed-missionary-150676/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.






