"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain"
About this Quote
The intent isn’t to dunk on kids as burdens so much as to capture the cognitive takeover: the way having children installs a permanent lane in your mind where worries and logistics endlessly roll. It’s the mental pinsetter: you knock down one problem (sleep, daycare, school forms) and another rack appears before you’ve celebrated. Even when nothing is happening, the hum is still there. That’s the subtext seasoned parents recognize and new parents fear: you don’t “return to normal,” you build a new normal around the machinery.
As an actor and comedian with a deadpan sensibility, Mull trades in the mundane made absurd. The metaphor also lands as a cultural corrective to sentimental parenting narratives, especially in a media ecosystem that sells parenting as curated bliss. Bowling is low-glamour, middle-American recreation: a perfect choice to puncture aspirational myths. The joke is that the installation is ridiculous; the truth is that it’s accurate.
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| Topic | Parenting |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mull, Martin. (2026, January 16). Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/having-children-is-like-having-a-bowling-alley-95671/
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Mull, Martin. "Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/having-children-is-like-having-a-bowling-alley-95671/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/having-children-is-like-having-a-bowling-alley-95671/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.



