"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain"
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There is a sly brutality in the image: a bowling alley doesn’t merely occupy space, it reorganizes it. Martin Mull’s line turns parenthood into interior remodeling you didn’t fully consent to, with constant noise, rolling impacts, and a piece of machinery that keeps resetting itself so the cycle can start again. It’s funny because it’s so wrong-footed. We’re used to parenthood metaphors that flatter: “miracle,” “journey,” “unconditional love.” Mull offers fluorescent lighting and repetitive clatter.
The intent isn’t to dunk on kids as burdens so much as to capture the cognitive takeover: the way having children installs a permanent lane in your mind where worries and logistics endlessly roll. It’s the mental pinsetter: you knock down one problem (sleep, daycare, school forms) and another rack appears before you’ve celebrated. Even when nothing is happening, the hum is still there. That’s the subtext seasoned parents recognize and new parents fear: you don’t “return to normal,” you build a new normal around the machinery.
As an actor and comedian with a deadpan sensibility, Mull trades in the mundane made absurd. The metaphor also lands as a cultural corrective to sentimental parenting narratives, especially in a media ecosystem that sells parenting as curated bliss. Bowling is low-glamour, middle-American recreation: a perfect choice to puncture aspirational myths. The joke is that the installation is ridiculous; the truth is that it’s accurate.
The intent isn’t to dunk on kids as burdens so much as to capture the cognitive takeover: the way having children installs a permanent lane in your mind where worries and logistics endlessly roll. It’s the mental pinsetter: you knock down one problem (sleep, daycare, school forms) and another rack appears before you’ve celebrated. Even when nothing is happening, the hum is still there. That’s the subtext seasoned parents recognize and new parents fear: you don’t “return to normal,” you build a new normal around the machinery.
As an actor and comedian with a deadpan sensibility, Mull trades in the mundane made absurd. The metaphor also lands as a cultural corrective to sentimental parenting narratives, especially in a media ecosystem that sells parenting as curated bliss. Bowling is low-glamour, middle-American recreation: a perfect choice to puncture aspirational myths. The joke is that the installation is ridiculous; the truth is that it’s accurate.
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