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"He had one uniform practice, and a very bad one it was, during the time of family worship, and just three or four seconds before the conclusion of the prayer, he started to his feet, and ran barking round the apartment like a crazed beast"

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A prayer meeting is supposed to be a domesticated kind of theater: everyone still, eyes down, the performance of virtue nearing its tidy cadence. Hogg detonates that stage with a few seconds of clockwork precision. The detail that this eruption happens "just three or four seconds before the conclusion" is the nasty comic genius: it targets not faith, exactly, but the smug certainty of ritual, the assumption that holiness can be timed, contained, and safely wrapped up like a serviceable errand.

The barking is doing double duty. On the surface, its slapstick grotesquerie punctures pious decorum. Underneath, it turns the household into a pressure cooker where devotion shades into mania. "Family worship" carries a particular Protestant weight in Hogg's Scotland, where domestic religiosity was both sincere practice and social surveillance. To disrupt it is to expose how easily the language of salvation can become an instrument of control - and how rebellion, when it finally comes, may look less like principled dissent than like animal panic.

Calling the runner a "crazed beast" is not simply insult; it's a theological insult. In a culture that prized self-mastery as evidence of grace, behaving like an animal is a fall from the human to the merely instinctual. Hogg, a poet with a satirist's appetite for hypocrisy, lets the scene ricochet between comedy and dread: the joke lands, then you realize it's also an indictment of a system that can drive someone to perform madness as the only available form of freedom.

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Hogg, James. (2026, January 15). He had one uniform practice, and a very bad one it was, during the time of family worship, and just three or four seconds before the conclusion of the prayer, he started to his feet, and ran barking round the apartment like a crazed beast. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-had-one-uniform-practice-and-a-very-bad-one-it-146903/

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Hogg, James. "He had one uniform practice, and a very bad one it was, during the time of family worship, and just three or four seconds before the conclusion of the prayer, he started to his feet, and ran barking round the apartment like a crazed beast." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-had-one-uniform-practice-and-a-very-bad-one-it-146903/.

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"He had one uniform practice, and a very bad one it was, during the time of family worship, and just three or four seconds before the conclusion of the prayer, he started to his feet, and ran barking round the apartment like a crazed beast." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-had-one-uniform-practice-and-a-very-bad-one-it-146903/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.

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James Hogg

James Hogg (December 11, 1770 - November 21, 1835) was a Poet from Scotland.

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