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Life & Wisdom Quote by Raymond Chandler

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food"

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Chandler lands the joke with a visual that’s almost too vivid to be polite: a tarantula on angel food cake. It’s funny because the contrast is obscene. Angel food is all whiteness, air, and innocence; a tarantula is pure jittery menace, the kind of creature your nerves recognize before your brain has time to negotiate. In one swing, Chandler makes “inconspicuous” collapse into its opposite. The line performs the very failure it describes.

The intent is precision, not decoration. Chandler doesn’t tell you the man is suspicious, out of place, or dangerous; he engineers a reflex. You can’t unsee the image, and that stickiness is the point. His simile turns social perception into a gut-level experience: some presences don’t blend, they contaminate. The subtext is moral and class-coded, too. “Angel food” reads as respectable surfaces, clean rooms, polite money, the curated innocence of people who prefer not to notice what keeps the world running. Drop a tarantula into that scene and suddenly everyone’s performing calm while watching the edges.

Contextually, this is classic Chandler: hardboiled prose that treats metaphor like a weapon. His Los Angeles is a place where appearances are both everything and nothing, where “nice” settings are just frosting over rot. The simile also signals Chandler’s larger project: puncturing the fantasy of seamless normalcy. In his world, the odd detail isn’t a detail. It’s the truth breaking through the decor.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Verified source: Try the Girl (Raymond Chandler, 1937)
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Cross-Reference
Evidence:
On Central Avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world, he looked about as unobtrusive as a tarantula on a slice of angel-food.. The line most often circulates in the later novel form as: “Even on Central Avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world, he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.” That version appears in Chandler’s novel Farewell, My Lovely (published 1940), Chapter 1. ([libquotes.com](https://libquotes.com/raymond-chandler/quote/lbi2t2h?utm_source=openai)) However, Chandler had already used essentially the same simile three years earlier in his Black Mask short story “Try the Girl” (January 1937 issue), with the wording “unobtrusive” and “angel-food.” The January 1937 Black Mask publication of “Try the Girl” is corroborated by a reputable auction/description of Chandler’s Black Mask appearances. ([christies.com](https://www.christies.com/lot/lot-6440088?utm_source=openai)) A full primary-text scan/page reference for the January 1937 Black Mask issue was not located in the sources retrieved here, so I can’t provide a verified page number; for definitive verification, you’d want to consult the January 1937 issue of Black Mask directly (library archive/microfilm or an authenticated scan) and quote the line from the story’s first page/paragraph.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Chandler, Raymond. (2026, February 8). He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-looked-about-as-inconspicuous-as-a-tarantula-77506/

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Chandler, Raymond. "He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food." FixQuotes. February 8, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-looked-about-as-inconspicuous-as-a-tarantula-77506/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food." FixQuotes, 8 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-looked-about-as-inconspicuous-as-a-tarantula-77506/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Raymond Chandler

Raymond Chandler (July 23, 1888 - March 26, 1959) was a Writer from USA.

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