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Life & Wisdom Quote by Terry Pratchett

"He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards.""

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This is atheism as performance art: not a quiet lack of belief, but a gleeful, self-endangering refusal to grant the cosmos even the dignity of reverence. Pratchett sketches a man who doesn’t merely doubt the gods; he heckles them, loudly, in the worst possible conditions, wearing the best possible lightning rod. Wet copper armour is the joke with teeth: it’s a punchline that also functions as character diagnosis. This isn’t bravery so much as weaponized stubbornness.

The line works because it fuses slapstick physics with metaphysical contempt. “Mountaintops during thunderstorms” is mythic staging - the kind of place prophets go to receive truths - then Pratchett undercuts it by making the hero an idiot genius of contrarianism. The blasphemy, “All the Gods are bastards,” isn’t an argument; it’s a declaration of independence delivered like a drunken heckle. In Discworld terms, where gods exist and are petty, it’s also empiricism: divinity doesn’t automatically equal virtue.

Subtextually, Pratchett is targeting a familiar human impulse: the desire for cosmic fairness, and the rage when reality doesn’t comply. The character’s shout is grief and protest dressed up as swagger. Pratchett’s larger project often treats belief as a social technology - useful, dangerous, manipulable. This quote compresses that worldview into one image: a man daring the universe to justify itself, knowing it probably won’t, and refusing to act impressed anyway.

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Pratchett, Terry. (2026, January 14). He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards.". FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-was-the-sort-of-person-who-stood-on-23679/

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Pratchett, Terry. "He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-was-the-sort-of-person-who-stood-on-23679/.

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"He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/he-was-the-sort-of-person-who-stood-on-23679/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett (April 28, 1948 - March 12, 2015) was a Author from United Kingdom.

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