"Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing"
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That’s the subtext: the studio-era sex symbol can’t look prudish, can’t look guilty, and can’t look controlled. So he chooses a third lane, the one that keeps the myth intact. The joke concedes the premise just enough to sound honest (“I’m supposed to have”), then reclaims authority by reframing the story as ridiculous labor. If the public insists on imagining him as insatiable, he’ll play along, but on terms that make him the amused narrator rather than the hunted subject.
Fishing is the perfect counter-image: solitary, patient, traditionally “man’s man” leisure, a release valve from the manufactured frenzy of celebrity. In context, it’s also a neat dodge of specifics at a time when stars lived in a semi-policed moral theater. Gable doesn’t argue with the machine; he deflates it, keeping his virility, his autonomy, and his likability in the same breath.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Gable, Clark. (2026, January 16). Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hell-if-id-jumped-on-all-the-dames-im-supposed-to-99381/
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Gable, Clark. "Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hell-if-id-jumped-on-all-the-dames-im-supposed-to-99381/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hell-if-id-jumped-on-all-the-dames-im-supposed-to-99381/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.








