"Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired"
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The subtext is pure workplace dystopia, filtered through Murray’s signature deadpan. “You just have to drive a lot faster” reduces a complex problem (time, logistics, reality) into one blunt, absurd solution. That’s the pressure-cooker logic of institutions: when the clock is winning, someone always proposes a shortcut that turns into a moral compromise. Then comes the kicker: “if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.” It’s not “I’ll be fired,” but “we’re both fired” - a little coercion wrapped in camaraderie. Shared doom becomes a bonding mechanism and a manipulative tool, turning the passenger into an accomplice.
Contextually, it echoes Murray’s broader cultural persona: the charming agent of chaos who makes catastrophe sound like a minor inconvenience. The line also captures a very modern anxiety about precarity. The threat isn’t jail, injury, or death; it’s termination. That’s why it lands: it treats employment as the ultimate consequence, revealing a world where survival is less scary than losing your slot in the system.
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Murray, Bill. (2026, January 15). Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/heres-the-thing-you-just-have-to-drive-a-lot-148336/
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Murray, Bill. "Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/heres-the-thing-you-just-have-to-drive-a-lot-148336/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/heres-the-thing-you-just-have-to-drive-a-lot-148336/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





