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Daily Inspiration Quote by John Bunny

"Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet"

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A toast that lands like a wink and a sucker punch: it dresses up betrayal in the polite tuxedo of public celebration. John Bunny, a silent-film-era actor whose job was to make audiences complicit in the joke, delivers a line that depends on timing and social cover. The first half, "Here's to our wives and sweethearts", invites the room into a familiar ritual of masculine bonhomie: honor the women, raise the glass, keep it harmless. The dash is the trapdoor. "May they never meet" flips the sentiment into a confession, and the laugh comes from the audience realizing it was never about devotion - it was about managing separate lives.

The intent is not philosophical; it's practical. This is a joke engineered for a male space - club, bar, back room - where the performance of respectability is as important as the thrill of violating it. The subtext is a whole social arrangement: marriage as public order, "sweethearts" as private indulgence, and a tacit agreement among men to treat infidelity as a shared secret rather than a moral crisis. The women are kept offstage, not only as people but as potential agents of consequence. "Never meet" isn't romantic; it's logistical.

In Bunny's era, this kind of line would read as naughty but safe, a pressure valve for norms that demanded virtue in public and tolerated hypocrisy in practice. Today it plays more acidic: a neat artifact of how humor can normalize harm by turning it into a camaraderie test. If you laugh, you're in on it.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (Robert Byrne, 2004) modern compilationISBN: 9780743277556 · ID: gcxdAAAAQBAJ
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
Evidence:
... Here's to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet . —John Bunny ( 1866–1939 ) 1,881 Man Robs , Then Kills Himself . -Headline in Vancouver Province , June 21 , 1978 1,882 Don't jump on a man unless he's down . { ROBERT BYRNE }
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bunny, John. (2026, February 9). Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/heres-to-our-wives-and-sweethearts-may-they-90351/

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Bunny, John. "Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/heres-to-our-wives-and-sweethearts-may-they-90351/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/heres-to-our-wives-and-sweethearts-may-they-90351/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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John Bunny (September 21, 1863 - April 26, 1915) was a Actor from USA.

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