"He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed"
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"He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed" is Sid Waddell doing what he did best: turning live sport into a little firework of language. The line lands because it’s not just an insult about inconsistency; it’s a miniature scene you can see in your head. A wasp is already jittery, erratic, and faintly threatening. Add "on speed" and Waddell pushes it into comic nightmare territory: hyper-focused chaos, the kind that makes you flinch and laugh at the same time.
The intent is needle-sharp characterization. In darts commentary, "predictable" is a backhanded way of talking about nerve, rhythm, and control under pressure. Waddell is telling the audience this player can’t be plotted on a neat trajectory; he lurches, he improvises, he spikes and crashes. That matters in a game built on repetition and mental steadiness. The subtext is affectionate brutality: the entertainer’s privilege to mock while still keeping the moment buoyant. It’s less moral judgment than crowd translation: you’re not imagining it, this is genuinely wild.
Contextually, Waddell was a bridge between pub-room humor and broadcast polish. His comparisons smuggled working-class comedy onto TV without sanding off the edges. The line also flatters the audience: it assumes you’ll appreciate a nasty, vivid metaphor instead of a sanitized cliché. It turns unpredictability into spectacle, and spectacle into a punchline.
The intent is needle-sharp characterization. In darts commentary, "predictable" is a backhanded way of talking about nerve, rhythm, and control under pressure. Waddell is telling the audience this player can’t be plotted on a neat trajectory; he lurches, he improvises, he spikes and crashes. That matters in a game built on repetition and mental steadiness. The subtext is affectionate brutality: the entertainer’s privilege to mock while still keeping the moment buoyant. It’s less moral judgment than crowd translation: you’re not imagining it, this is genuinely wild.
Contextually, Waddell was a bridge between pub-room humor and broadcast polish. His comparisons smuggled working-class comedy onto TV without sanding off the edges. The line also flatters the audience: it assumes you’ll appreciate a nasty, vivid metaphor instead of a sanitized cliché. It turns unpredictability into spectacle, and spectacle into a punchline.
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