"He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing"
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The intent is twofold. First, it’s protective. He’s implicitly saying: judge the kid on what the job actually demands, not on the fantasy of perfection. Second, it’s corrective, aimed at the audience more than the athlete. Sports talk loves a single measurable trait, especially speed, as if it’s the master key. Royal punctures that fixation by pointing to another domain where different skills are non-negotiable. Elizabeth Taylor isn’t an arbitrary name; she’s the Platonic ideal of being celebrated for presence, beauty, star power. By choosing her, Royal underlines how ridiculous it is to demand that one person excel at everything. The subtext: you’re comparing a working player to an imaginary superhero.
Context matters, too. Royal coached in an era when football was marketed as myth-making, and Texas was already a cathedral for that myth. This is a coach using pop culture as a scalpel: quick, vernacular, and lethal, reminding fans that “greatness” is usually a tailored suit, not a one-size costume.
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"He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hes-not-very-fast-but-maybe-elizabeth-taylor-cant-110933/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.






