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"He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work"

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A nervous little stutter of dismissal, dressed up as discernment. Ed Wood's line ricochets from "too short" to "too tall" and lands on the vague coup de grace: "just not going to work". The comedy is in the whiplash. Height is a measurable fact, but Wood turns it into a moving target, proof that the decision was made before the reasons arrived. It's not critique; it's rationalization in real time.

Coming from a director famous for making do with whatever (and whoever) he could get, the phrase reads like accidental self-parody. Wood's cinema is the cinema of shortage: thin budgets, threadbare sets, improvised scripts, and casting that often felt like a patchwork quilt held together by pure will. In that world, "fit" isn't aesthetic; it's logistical, social, even psychological. The line sketches the anxiety of gatekeeping on a shoestring: the fear that one wrong body on screen will expose the whole illusion.

There's also a sly Hollywood truth embedded in the contradiction. The industry loves "type" until it doesn't, and its standards are elastic when power wants them to be. "Too short" and "too tall" are opposite complaints that share the same function: they keep the speaker in control while sounding objective. Wood, intentionally or not, captures how creative decisions get narrated as inevitabilities. The subtext isn't about height at all. It's about authority performing itself, even when the performance is shaky enough to show the seams.

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Wood, Ed. (2026, January 15). He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hes-too-short-hes-too-tall-hes-just-not-going-to-145882/

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Wood, Ed. "He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hes-too-short-hes-too-tall-hes-just-not-going-to-145882/.

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"He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/hes-too-short-hes-too-tall-hes-just-not-going-to-145882/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Ed Wood (October 10, 1924 - December 10, 1978) was a Director from USA.

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