"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"

This quote by Colin Mochrie is a funny method of asking if Sting, the popular artist, will alter his name if he retires. It suggests that Sting's name is a play on words, as if he was "stung" by the music industry. The joke is that if Sting retires, he will no longer be "stung" by the music industry, so he would have to change his name to something else. The quote is an easy going method of poking fun at Sting's name and the concept that he might need to alter it if he retires. It likewise suggests that Sting is so carefully related to the music market that his name is almost synonymous with it. Overall, the quote is a funny way of asking if Sting will alter his name if he retires.