"'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi"
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The phrasing is doing a lot of work. “Was a movie” is deliberately flat, almost weary, like a cop who’s heard every excuse and doesn’t need the details. “Not an alibi” shifts the register from nostalgia to culpability. It’s also slyly meta given Orbach’s Law & Order identity: the voice of procedural reality puncturing the soft-focus logic of entertainment. The line doesn’t argue; it convicts.
The subtext is about how media rationalizes irresponsibility. Home Alone turns a parental catastrophe into slapstick, then asks the audience to celebrate the kid’s ingenuity. Orbach’s quip is a reminder that borrowing a plot as permission is a distinctly modern move: the way we outsource moral imagination to whatever we’ve watched most recently. It’s funny because it’s true, and it lands because it refuses to let charm launder negligence.
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Orbach, Jerry. (2026, January 16). 'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/home-alone-was-a-movie-not-an-alibi-134334/
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Orbach, Jerry. "'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/home-alone-was-a-movie-not-an-alibi-134334/.
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"'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/home-alone-was-a-movie-not-an-alibi-134334/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.



