"How could a New Yorker possibly take something called the Hollywood String Quartet seriously?"
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The joke lands before you even parse the words: “Hollywood String Quartet” sounds like a contradiction in terms, and Slatkin knows it. His jab is less about four musicians than about the tribal reflexes of American culture, where “New York” signals rigor, austerity, and gatekept seriousness, while “Hollywood” conjures glamour, commerce, and the suspicion that anything beautiful must be compromised by money. The line works because it’s framed as an impossibility, not a preference. “How could” isn’t inquiry; it’s a shrug dressed up as logic.
Slatkin’s subtext is a map of prestige. Classical music has long been policed by geography and pedigree: which conservatory, which orchestra, which city. New York becomes shorthand for cultural capital, the place where you’re expected to sneer at anything with a whiff of studio sheen. “Possibly” is doing quiet work here, suggesting the bias is so ingrained it passes for common sense. And the quartet’s name is the perfect target: it advertises proximity to an industry people love to consume and love to distrust.
Context matters: Slatkin grew up inside the Los Angeles music ecosystem (his parents were Hollywood musicians), and he’s spent a career watching “serious” listeners undervalue the craft embedded in film and studio worlds. The barb doubles as a defense. It teases the snobbery while admitting it exists, exposing how quickly we confuse brand with artistic merit, and how often cultural hierarchies are just regional rivalries wearing tuxedos.
Slatkin’s subtext is a map of prestige. Classical music has long been policed by geography and pedigree: which conservatory, which orchestra, which city. New York becomes shorthand for cultural capital, the place where you’re expected to sneer at anything with a whiff of studio sheen. “Possibly” is doing quiet work here, suggesting the bias is so ingrained it passes for common sense. And the quartet’s name is the perfect target: it advertises proximity to an industry people love to consume and love to distrust.
Context matters: Slatkin grew up inside the Los Angeles music ecosystem (his parents were Hollywood musicians), and he’s spent a career watching “serious” listeners undervalue the craft embedded in film and studio worlds. The barb doubles as a defense. It teases the snobbery while admitting it exists, exposing how quickly we confuse brand with artistic merit, and how often cultural hierarchies are just regional rivalries wearing tuxedos.
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