"How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them"
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The line works because it treats moral failure less as a metaphysical crisis than as an episode of poor judgment with physical consequences. “Our vices” aren’t exotic temptations; they’re things we’ve consumed, things that now turn on us. The phrase “in the morning after” carries a hangover logic: clarity arrives not through wisdom but through the body’s backlash. Regret is framed as aftertaste, not enlightenment.
Coleridge, a Romantic who knew the churn of compulsion firsthand, also slips in a quieter sting: we recognize the odor because it’s ours. The simile doesn’t absolve; it domesticates. By choosing common, pungent foods, he suggests a cycle of repetition - vices committed, regretted, re-committed - as routine as breakfast. Even the rhythm has a rueful shrug to it, as if the poet is catching himself in the act of moralizing and opting instead for a bitter laugh at human predictability.
Quote Details
| Topic | Learning from Mistakes |
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| Source | Verified source: Table Talk of Samuel Taylor Coleridge (Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1835)
Evidence: How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them. (Page 269 (later collected edition citation); exact first-edition page not fully verified). The quote is consistently attributed by later reference works to Coleridge's Table Talk rather than to his poems or essays. A later collected edition, The Complete Works of Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1853), points to vol. 6, p. 269 for this wording, which strongly indicates the saying was preserved in Table Talk material. Since Table Talk was compiled posthumously by Henry Nelson Coleridge and first published in 1835, that is the earliest publication I could verify as the primary-source appearance in Coleridge material. I could not conclusively confirm from the accessible scans whether Coleridge spoke it on a specific date before publication, nor could I fully verify the exact first-edition page image directly from the scan interface. Other candidates (1) Quote Unquote (A Handbook of Quotations) (M.P. Singh, 2005) compilation95.0% ... How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them . " Samuel Taylor Coleridg... |
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"How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them." FixQuotes, 15 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/how-like-herrings-and-onions-our-vices-are-in-the-123036/. Accessed 22 Mar. 2026.







