"How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man?"
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The first jab, indigestion, isn’t random. In the 19th century, digestion was practically a moral and medical obsession, shorthand for temperament and stability. Warner’s insinuation is that a ruler’s “policy” can be a bad night’s sleep, a sour stomach, an overfed ego. The joke lands because it’s plausible; history is full of irritable men with armies.
Then he pivots to sex and power, and the phrasing matters: not “women” as political actors, but “the love of woman” as a destabilizing force in male-centered courts. That’s the period’s bias speaking, but it also exposes the vulnerability of dynastic systems built on inheritance, legitimacy, and reputation. Romance threatens the chain of succession in a way open hatred often can’t, because it slips past the public logic of enemies and enters the private logic of households.
Warner’s subtext is cynically democratic: if empires can swing on stomach acid and infatuation, no regime deserves the awe it demands.
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Warner, Charles Dudley. (2026, February 20). How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/how-many-wars-have-been-caused-by-fits-of-15226/
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Warner, Charles Dudley. "How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man?" FixQuotes. February 20, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/how-many-wars-have-been-caused-by-fits-of-15226/.
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"How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man?" FixQuotes, 20 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/how-many-wars-have-been-caused-by-fits-of-15226/. Accessed 27 Mar. 2026.










