"Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke"
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The phrasing is doing double duty. “Line up for miles” and “bucket” mock consumer appetite, as if disaster were popcorn: cheap, shareable, addictive. “Don’t try selling” turns art into commerce with a grim wink, suggesting Jones isn’t moralizing from a mountaintop so much as reporting from the factory floor. He’s seen what test audiences laugh at, what executives greenlight, what gets replay value.
The subtext lands uncomfortably well outside animation. News cycles, algorithmic feeds, prestige TV: catastrophe is the most scalable narrative engine we’ve got. Jones’s punchline isn’t that people are bad; it’s that attention has gravity. We’re drawn to impact, to conflict, to the pleasure of relief when the worst almost happens. The irony is that Jones’s own work proves “catastrophes” can be humane - slapstick as a way to metabolize fear, turning destruction into choreography. Sunshine doesn’t fail because it’s false. It fails because it doesn’t move.
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Jones, Chuck. (2026, January 17). Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/human-beings-will-line-up-for-miles-to-buy-a-42244/
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Jones, Chuck. "Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/human-beings-will-line-up-for-miles-to-buy-a-42244/.
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"Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/human-beings-will-line-up-for-miles-to-buy-a-42244/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





