"I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face"
About this Quote
The intent is self-mythmaking by way of self-sabotage. “Better-looking now” is a provocation, not vanity. He’s hinting that age, for him, doesn’t read as decline but as refinement: fewer angles to prove, fewer masks to maintain. Then he credits inertia - not discipline, not skincare, not enlightenment. That’s Cohen’s trick: he smuggles a serious idea (stillness changes you) inside a vulgar, bodily gag. The subtext is that the culture overvalues motion - touring, hustling, striving - while underestimating what withdrawal can do to a person’s face, voice, and presence.
Context matters because Cohen’s late-career persona leaned into weathered wisdom without pretending it was painless. He had the poet’s instinct for posing as a sage and the comedian’s instinct for cutting the sage down to size. The line lands because it treats aging as neither tragedy nor triumph, but as an odd aesthetic outcome of time, laziness, contemplation, and survival - and because Cohen is telling you, with a grin, not to trust the halo.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Verified source: Beautiful Losers (Leonard Cohen, 1966)
Evidence: Catherine Tekakwitha, who are you? Are you (1656–1680)? Is that enough? Are you the Iroquois Virgin? Are you the Lily of the Shores of the Mohawk River? Can I love you in my own way? I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That’s what sitting on your ass does to your face. (Book I, "The History of Them All", Chapter/Section 1 (opening page; page number varies by edition)). This line is the opening-page narration of Leonard Cohen’s novel Beautiful Losers (1966). A reliable secondary source (Pitchfork) explicitly identifies it as the book’s opening (and dates it to 1966). I also located the same passage in an online book preview and in a scanned scholarly text quoting the opening, but those are not ideal for "first publication" verification. To confirm the *first* publication with high confidence (including exact page number), the best next step is to consult a scan or physical copy of the 1966 first edition (Viking Press / McClelland & Stewart) because pagination varies across later reprints (e.g., Vintage 1993). Other candidates (1) Quotes of Leonard Cohen (Sreechinth C) compilation95.0% 350+ Quotes of Leonard Cohen Sreechinth C. storm , yes many loved before us , I know we are not new , in city and ...... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cohen, Leonard. (2026, February 10). I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-an-old-scholar-better-looking-now-than-when-87898/
Chicago Style
Cohen, Leonard. "I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face." FixQuotes. February 10, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-an-old-scholar-better-looking-now-than-when-87898/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face." FixQuotes, 10 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-an-old-scholar-better-looking-now-than-when-87898/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.



