"I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin!"
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The “mission” language parodies activism, but it also reveals a genuine agenda: formal wear isn’t just clothing, it’s enforced uniformity. “Too rigid” works as both a tactile complaint (stiff tailoring, conservative palettes) and a cultural one: masculinity policed into narrow silhouettes and sanctioned restraint. The punchline, “Everybody looks like a penguin,” lands because it’s vivid and slightly cruel in a way that fashion criticism often is. A tux is meant to make men interchangeable - sleek, respectable, non-threatening - and Cojocaru names that interchangeability as absurd. The joke doesn’t just mock the outfit; it mocks the anxious consensus that tells men the safest option is to disappear into tradition.
Context matters: as a TV-facing critic in the celebrity era, Cojocaru speaks in a register built for soundbites, where comedy is the delivery system for judgment. Under the laugh is a sharper claim: style is a social contract, and men have been signing the same one for a century without reading the fine print.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cojocaru, Steven. (2026, January 16). I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-going-to-get-political-on-you-because-i-am-97953/
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Cojocaru, Steven. "I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin!" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-going-to-get-political-on-you-because-i-am-97953/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin!" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-going-to-get-political-on-you-because-i-am-97953/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.





