"I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing"
About this Quote
The subtext is pure Monroe-era celebrity: in a culture that demanded women be pleasing, she admits she’s pleasing herself. That’s a quiet rebellion wrapped in sweetness. By blaming “things” rather than people, she keeps it coy, but the phrase invites speculation: indulgence, desire, distraction, maybe just the intoxicating control of making others wait. Being late becomes a power move disguised as vulnerability - the classic Monroe maneuver, performing innocence while steering the room.
Context matters because Monroe’s public image was built on paradox: the breathy “dumb blonde” persona alongside a keen understanding of how attention works. This quote speaks to that calculus. Two hours late is outrageous, almost theatrical, and she frames it like a harmless quirk. It’s also a snapshot of mid-century gender expectations: women were punished for directness, so she smuggles agency through charm. The pleasure is the point - and the point is that she can afford it.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Surf the Waves of Opportunity (Dieter Legat, 2016) modern compilationISBN: 9783738692679 · ID: m0qoCwAAQBAJ
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... I am invariably late for appointments – sometimes as much as two hours . I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong , and too pleasing . Marilyn Monroe There are many reasons why people struggle to keep ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Monroe, Marilyn. (2026, February 27). I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-invariably-late-for-appointments-sometimes-24850/
Chicago Style
Monroe, Marilyn. "I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing." FixQuotes. February 27, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-invariably-late-for-appointments-sometimes-24850/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing." FixQuotes, 27 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-invariably-late-for-appointments-sometimes-24850/. Accessed 27 Mar. 2026.








