"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens"
About this Quote
The intent isn’t to deny fear, but to rebrand it as preference. In doing so, Allen makes existential dread feel both ordinary and faintly ridiculous. The subtext is that modern secular life doesn’t offer a clean narrative about what death “means,” so we cope by turning it into logistics: be brave on paper, absent in practice. It’s gallows humor without the gallows; the punchline depends on the impossibility of the request.
Context matters because Allen’s comedy emerged from a mid-century New York intellectual scene where psychoanalysis, Jewish humor, and cosmopolitan cynicism all braided together. His films and stand-up repeatedly stage the mind as a courtroom where anxiety prosecutes everything: romance, art, morality, the body itself. This line distills that worldview into one sentence: the self wants dignity, the body insists on limits, and comedy becomes the only available loophole.
It works because it flatters the listener’s intelligence while admitting a humiliating truth: courage is easy until it gets personal. The laugh lands where philosophy meets panic.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Death Without Fear (L. Saxon Elliott, Psy.D., 2025) modern compilationISBN: 9781476655543 · ID: 4llyEQAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... I am not afraid of death , I just don't want to be there when it happens . ( Woody Allen ) There is no such thing as inner peace . There is only nervousness or death . ( Fran Lebowitz ) Life is hard . Then you die . Then they throw dirt ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Allen, Woody. (2026, February 17). I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-not-afraid-of-death-i-just-dont-want-to-be-2471/
Chicago Style
Allen, Woody. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." FixQuotes. February 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-not-afraid-of-death-i-just-dont-want-to-be-2471/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." FixQuotes, 17 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-not-afraid-of-death-i-just-dont-want-to-be-2471/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.







