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Witty One-Liners Quote by Stephen Bayne

"I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I ought to do, but I don't know where to begin"

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Bayne’s line lands because it drags a lofty problem - aimless indecision - down into a vivid, mildly indecent picture. A mosquito in a nudist camp has total clarity of mission and total overload of options. The joke is structural: certainty about purpose collides with paralysis about selection. You can almost feel the insect hovering, drunk on possibility, doomed by abundance.

The specific intent is to satirize a particular kind of modern stuckness: not ignorance of what to do, but an inability to choose where to apply oneself. It’s a tight metaphor for the person with ambition, libido, appetite, or a to-do list, staring at an open field of targets and freezing. “I know what I ought to do” nods to moral language - duty, obligation, maybe even guilt - but the follow-up punctures any self-importance. We’re not talking about a grand ethical crisis; we’re talking about comically mismanaged agency.

The subtext is sharper than the punchline: too many choices can neuter action. The nudist camp detail isn’t just shock seasoning; it suggests exposure and vulnerability. Everyone’s out in the open, everything available, and that very openness becomes disorienting. It also implicates the speaker: like the mosquito, they’re a little predatory, a little opportunistic, not entirely admirable. Self-deprecation keeps it from sounding like a TED Talk about productivity.

Contextually, even if Bayne isn’t a marquee satirist, the line fits a late-20th-century sensibility: abundance, permissiveness, and decision fatigue packaged as a one-liner. It’s comedy as diagnosis: sometimes the problem isn’t motivation. It’s triage.

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Bayne, Stephen. (2026, January 14). I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I ought to do, but I don't know where to begin. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-rather-like-a-mosquito-in-a-nudist-camp-i-116093/

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Bayne, Stephen. "I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I ought to do, but I don't know where to begin." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-rather-like-a-mosquito-in-a-nudist-camp-i-116093/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I ought to do, but I don't know where to begin." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-rather-like-a-mosquito-in-a-nudist-camp-i-116093/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.

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