"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners"
About this Quote
The “thing in the kitchen with the burners” is deliberately over-vague, like she’s refusing to dignify the stove with its proper name. That dodge does two things at once. It amplifies the comedic gap between adult life and childlike unfamiliarity, and it distances her from traditional expectations of femininity. She’s not offering “I can’t cook” as shame; she’s presenting it as evidence that her life runs on other forms of labor - image work, travel, attention - where domestic skills aren’t currency.
There’s also a cultural tell here: the quote fits a moment when celebrity women were often rewarded for being aspirational but not intimidating. Admitting incompetence in the kitchen softens the edge of success. It reassures the audience that fame hasn’t made her powerful in every arena, just the one that pays. The intent is comic, but the subtext is transactional: likability and allure, packaged as candor.
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| Topic | Cooking |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Margolis, Cindy. (2026, January 15). I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-spoiled-its-true-i-dont-even-know-how-to-use-141689/
Chicago Style
Margolis, Cindy. "I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-spoiled-its-true-i-dont-even-know-how-to-use-141689/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-am-spoiled-its-true-i-dont-even-know-how-to-use-141689/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.








