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Motivation Quote by Jimmy Piersall

"I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'"

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There is a particular kind of sports-world immortality that has nothing to do with records and everything to do with temperament, and Jimmy Piersall nails it in one cranky punchline. “How many more years” sets up the solemn ritual of aging: the patient seeking numbers, the doctor expected to hand down a quiet verdict. Then the doctor swerves into locker-room truth: you are “too ornery to die.” It is less diagnosis than character assessment, a compliment disguised as an insult.

The intent is comic relief, but the subtext is survival as performance. “Ornery” isn’t just stubbornness; it’s a refusal to become politely frail. Piersall, a ballplayer whose public life included both elite achievement and well-known struggles with mental health, built a persona around abrasion and candor. The joke borrows that persona and turns it into a shield against the dread he’s supposedly confessing. If he can turn mortality into banter, he keeps control of the scene.

The line also captures how athletes, especially from Piersall’s era, were trained to translate vulnerability into toughness. Asking the question is intimate; accepting the doctor’s wisecrack is a way of keeping intimacy at arm’s length. The doctor functions like a teammate: offering a rough, affectionate read that says, you’re still you. It lands because it treats longevity not as fate, but as a contest of willpower, won by sheer, aggravating persistence.

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Piersall, Jimmy. (2026, January 16). I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-asked-my-doctor-how-many-more-years-i-have-left-87052/

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Piersall, Jimmy. "I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-asked-my-doctor-how-many-more-years-i-have-left-87052/.

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"I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-asked-my-doctor-how-many-more-years-i-have-left-87052/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.

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Jimmy Piersall (November 14, 1929 - June 3, 2017) was a Athlete from USA.

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