"I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this"
About this Quote
The intent isn’t to endorse a bleak anthropology so much as to expose how quickly “the self” curdles into tedium when it’s preoccupied with being seen. Kierkegaard’s Denmark was full of salon culture, polite chatter, respectable opinion-making - the sort of public life where seriousness gets swapped for posture. Calling “all men” bores is a jab at that flattening, at the way modernity trains people to become predictable: repeating the same moralities, the same ambitions, the same anxieties, just with different hats.
There’s also a theological and existential sting under the comedy. For Kierkegaard, the crowd is the enemy of authentic inwardness; boredom is what happens when you live on the surface, when you outsource meaning to social scripts. The second sentence, with its faux-courteous “Surely,” weaponizes manners. It dares the reader to stay silent, to resist the itch to self-correct. The joke is that the only non-boring response might be to refuse the game entirely - to choose inwardness over the cheap thrill of winning an argument.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Kierkegaard, Søren. (2026, January 15). I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-begin-with-the-principle-that-all-men-are-bores-1806/
Chicago Style
Kierkegaard, Søren. "I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-begin-with-the-principle-that-all-men-are-bores-1806/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-begin-with-the-principle-that-all-men-are-bores-1806/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.









