"I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time"
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The subtext is less about climate science than about permission. Falwell isn’t arguing; he’s staging a kind of absolution-by-denial, a spiritual workaround for a modern discomfort: the nagging sense that ordinary choices have planetary consequences. In that way, the joke is on the concept of stewardship. A clergyman, nominally tasked with moral restraint and care for creation, pivots to conspicuous consumption as a freedom narrative. The humor lands because it’s so blunt: the payoff isn’t prosperity or safety but the specific symbol of American excess.
Context matters. Falwell spoke from the late-20th-century Religious Right ecosystem where environmentalism was often coded as liberal piety, regulation as government overreach, and science as an arena of culture war. The quote captures an emerging conservative climate stance of the era: not merely skepticism, but the strategic reframing of skepticism as virtue. Deny the problem, and you don’t just avoid policy; you avoid guilt.
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"I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-believe-that-global-warming-is-a-myth-and-so-164897/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

