"I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around"
About this Quote
The specific intent is comic, but not random. Tarragon is a telling choice: a French-leaning herb with a distinctive anise bite, emblematic of mid-century aspirational cooking. Beard is winking at the era’s gourmet boom, when Americans were learning to perform cosmopolitanism with herbs, sauces, and the right vocabulary. The line suggests that, given sufficient culinary finesse, even horror could be made palatable - a satire of both foodie confidence and the human ability to rationalize anything once it’s presented as technique.
Subtextually, it’s also a manifesto against sanctimony. Beard often wrote about food as a democratic pleasure, suspicious of snobbery but fluent in its codes. Here he weaponizes that fluency: the refinement is so extreme it becomes grotesque. The laugh catches in your throat because it’s not only about taste; it’s about the slippery ethics of appetite, and how culture teaches us to aestheticize experience until the substance disappears under the garnish.
Quote Details
| Topic | Dark Humor |
|---|---|
| Source | Attributed to James Beard; listed on the Wikiquote page for James Beard (exact phrasing as given). |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Beard, James. (2026, January 15). I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-believe-that-if-ever-i-had-to-practice-114411/
Chicago Style
Beard, James. "I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-believe-that-if-ever-i-had-to-practice-114411/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-believe-that-if-ever-i-had-to-practice-114411/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.







