"I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I"
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Then she flips it with that sly pivot: “so did I once.” The subtext is upward mobility, or at least the performance of it. She’s not just saying her tastes changed; she’s implying she learned something the audience hasn’t yet, a lesson that elevates her from ordinary appetite to knowingness. In a film-star voice, even breakfast becomes a narrative of transformation.
The tease lands hardest in the fragment “before the egg and I” - a deliberately unfinished thought that turns a food item into a relationship. It’s flirtation by grammatical sabotage, hinting at a story too scandalous, too ridiculous, or too revealing to finish in public. There’s also a wink at mid-century titling conventions (“X and I”) and self-mythmaking: Colbert, the sophisticated persona, can make domestic trivialities sound like an affair.
Context matters: as an actress whose career thrived on speed, poise, and comic timing, she sells the idea that glamour is partly the ability to re-enchant the everyday - and to mock anyone who can’t.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Colbert, Claudette. (2026, January 16). I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-bet-you-think-an-egg-is-something-you-casually-123818/
Chicago Style
Colbert, Claudette. "I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-bet-you-think-an-egg-is-something-you-casually-123818/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-bet-you-think-an-egg-is-something-you-casually-123818/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








