"I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind"
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The subtext is less about the broken nose than about what a “romantic night” is supposed to look like when you’re young and performing adulthood. Miller frames himself as both culprit and casualty: the accident is random, but he’s the one who has to show up and play the role anyway. There’s a quiet empathy in the last line, which centers the girl’s disappointment without turning her into a punchline. He’s acknowledging the social contract of the event - the date is part escort, part prop - and how easily real bodies and real life ruin the script.
As an actor, Miller’s anecdote reads like a miniature lesson in staging: costume (tux), flawed makeup (bandage), and a setting built for idealized romance. The humor lands because it’s recognizable. Teen rituals promise transformation; the body insists on being inconvenient.
Quote Details
| Topic | Romantic |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Miller, Wentworth. (2026, January 18). I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-broke-my-nose-in-gym-when-a-ball-hit-me-i-took-5820/
Chicago Style
Miller, Wentworth. "I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-broke-my-nose-in-gym-when-a-ball-hit-me-i-took-5820/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-broke-my-nose-in-gym-when-a-ball-hit-me-i-took-5820/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





