"I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton"
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So Anderson frames his ambivalence as a casual indecision - “happy” versus “wish” - but the subtext is about legitimacy. The flute reads, even now, as an eccentric prop in a rock context: whimsical, folkish, faintly unserious. Anderson knows that’s exactly why it’s powerful. The joke is that he helped make the flute viable in rock, yet the gravitational pull of the guitar god narrative still tugs. He’s poking at the hierarchy while confessing he hasn’t fully escaped it.
There’s also a tactical humility here. By naming Clapton, Anderson flatters a rival archetype while insulating himself from vanity: he can be brilliant and still play the underdog. It’s self-deprecation as brand management, but it doesn’t feel calculated. It feels like an artist admitting that uniqueness can be its own cage: you win by being different, then spend decades wondering what it would be like to win the normal way.
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Anderson, Ian. (2026, January 16). I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-never-make-up-my-mind-if-im-happy-being-a-121987/
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Anderson, Ian. "I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-never-make-up-my-mind-if-im-happy-being-a-121987/.
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"I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-never-make-up-my-mind-if-im-happy-being-a-121987/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.